Did a rust monster snack on your holy symbol? Did your latest party member turn out to be a blood sucking fiend? Maybe that Wild Surge table turned your Fireball into a half-eaten sandwich.

Sometime when life (or unlife) throws us a curve, profanity is our only means of non-lethal retaliation. So to help the verbally changed adventurer, our resident Jveltoan priestess conjured up this little incantation to help you swear with the best of them.