Azkal was in the
field, unobtrusively watching his favorite general at work. The general´s
army had planned an ambush for their enemy, and Azkal was looking forward to
watching the upcoming slaughter.
Zitkala´s booming
entrance, however, alerted the enemy troops that something was amiss. They
managed to avoid the ambush, defeat the army, and kill Azkal´s favorite
general.
The war god bellowed
in rage and turned to glower at his daughter. "Zitkala! Look what you have
done!" Though he loved her dearly, Azkal back-handed his daughter, sending
her crashing into a nearby mountain top.
Zitkala flew back,
rumbling all the way. "It´s not my fault! I was trying to electrocute
this shepherd boy, and it back-fired. I don´t know why!"
Azkal frowned.
"No doubt this is some prank of the Shadowlord´s. Go to your Uncle
Torodin and make him undo this at once."
Azkal covered his ears
as his daughter zipped away.
Torodin was no happier
to see Zitkala than his brother had been. The nymph he´d been seducing was
a delicate sort, who required a quite and peaceful spot for romance.
Zitkala´s sudden and deafening entrance spoiled the mood, and the nymph ran
off in tears.
"Help me!"
Zitkala demanded.
Torodin scowled at his
niece. He quelled his urge to ignore her and slip off after the nymph only by
reminding himself that he owed her one -- she had saved his life at some risk to
her own.
"Why are you
making so much noise?" he shouted over the din.
"It´s not my
fault! I tried to strike a tree with lightning and it didn´t work, because
of that stupid shepherd boy. And then I got all noisy."
Torodin knew instantly
what had happened. The mage was a favorite worshiper of his. The Shadowlord
himself had helped him discover the spell that protected his nephew, who would
one day become one of Torodin´s priest.
There was a way to
dispel Zitkala´s curse. But, even for a god, it would take a great deal of
time and effort. And that nymph wasn´t going to wait all day...
"Go ask
Jvelto," said Torodin. "He´s the only one who can help you."
And the Shadowlord vanished to seek out his current mistress.
Zitkala obligingly
went off in search of the sea god. She found him watching a ship full of
pirates attempting to navigate through a violent storm. Thinking that Jvelto
was trying to sink the ship, Zitkala decided to help. She struck the ship with
her lightning, causing it to catch fire and sink to the bottom of the sea. The
goddess laughed in amusement as the surviving mortals tried to stay afloat in
the turbulent waters.
"Look at
them," she shouted to Jvelto. "Aren´t they funny?"
"Funny!"
Jvelto bellowed. The ship she´d just sunk had been home to Jvelto´s
most powerful priest and some of his favorite worshipers. The sea lord tried to
save them, but all the noise Zitkala was making made it impossible for him to
concentrate. By the time he marshaled his powers, every man on board had
drowned.
With a mighty roar,
Jvelto called up a tsunami. The massive wave picked up Zitkala and hurled her
onto the rocky shore.
The goddess of
lightning emerged from the spray and rebounded to Jvelto. "That was
fun," she said over the rumbling. "But I don´t have time to play.
I need your help."
Jvelto sighed, his
breath calming the raging seas (though too late for the pirates). "What is
it, niece? And can´t you do something about all that racket?"
"No!" Zitkala
shouted. "That´s why I´m here. Uncle Torodin said you´re
the only one who can help me."
Jvelto frowned.
"He did, did he?"
"Yes,
Uncle."
"I´ll be sure
to remember that."
"What´s that?
I can´t hear you above all this noise. You´ll have to talk
louder.""I said stand
still!" Jvelto shouted. "Let me look at you."
Zitkala stopped her
endless fidgeting for a moment. The sea lord peered at her. calling upon his
divine sight, he could perceive the curse, as if the goddess of lightning wore a
filmy shroud.
"That must be the
problem," concluded Jvelto. He had little patience in the best of times,
and Zitkala´s rumbling was driving him crazy. The first solution that
occurred to him would have to do.
"Stand still. I
will cleave this terrible noise away from you."
Zitkala was alarmed
when Jvelto summoned his massive trident. But she refused to let anyone see her
fear, and quickly quenched it with her iron determination. She stood stone
still as the sea lord hefted his trident and struck at the curse that clung to
her.
The goddess screamed
in pain as it split away from her, tearing away some of her skin and flesh. The
curse swirled and bucked like a tornado, picking up bits of rock and sand from
the beach, and moisture from the sea.
Zitkala and Jvelto
stared in astonishment. The rumbling noise had ceased. But what was that
terrible whirlwind they had created? As they looked closely, they could almost
see something taking shape inside.
Suddenly, the
whirlwind dissolved, leaving behind the figure of a man. He was enormous,
bigger even than Jvelto. Muscles rippled along his naked body. Zitkala stared
in appreciation -- the blue-eyed, blond before her was quite a hunk.
"HELLO," the
hunk boomed. The moment he opened his mouth, the rumbling noise was back. This
time it was centered on the muscular man, but it was just as loud as ever.
Jvelto grimaced.
"Who are you?"
"I AM
THUNDER," the man said. "I AM SKAH." He beamed at Zitkala. "I
LOVE YOU," he said. Before the astonished goddess could react, he grabbed
her and kissed her soundly.
Furious at being
manhandled this way, Zitkala pushed Skah away. She zapped him with her
lightning, intending to kill him. But Thunder was not affected.
"THAT
TICKLES."
"What the
hell?"
Jvelto sighed.
"You can´t kill him. Part of your blood created him. Skah is a
god."
"A god! But how
can that be?"
Jvelto shrugged.
"It happens."
"I LOVE YOU,"
Skah said again. He tried to grab Zitkala, but she dodged him and sped
away.
"I LOVE YOU,"
Thunder cried sadly as Zitkala flew out of reach. He looked forlornly at
Jvelto.
"Oh, no.
You´re not staying here." Jvelto picked up a handful of sea foam and
created a herd of magnificent white stallions.
"PRETTY,"
Thunder beamed. He reached out to pet one and accidentally squashed it.
"OOPS." Skah
stared at the dead horse.
Jvelto sighed.
"Don´t worry. I´ll protect the rest of them." Jvelto
breathed upon the stallions, giving them divine strength, endurance, speed, and
the power of flight.
"All right,
boy." Jvelto waved his trident, causing a rainbow to appear. It followed
Zitkala´s trail. "Take the horses and follow the rainbow. You will
find your beloved."
"FATHER, I LOVE
YOU." Skah tried to hug Jvelto, but the sea lord punched him squarely in
the jaw. Before Skah could get to his feet, Jvelto summoned his dolphin chariot
and was gone.
Alone on the beach,
Thunder stared at the pretty rainbow. He couldn´t remember what to do.
Fortunately for him, the horses were smarter than he (though no smarter than
normal horses). They lifted Thunder upon their backs and sped off, their
stampede of hooves in time to his deafening rumble.
Thunder soon caught up
to Lightning. Though Zitkala despised Skah, she could not make him go away, and
he pursues her to this very day.